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The Phantom Riffing
Saturday 18 November 2006

Thanks to Charles a new entertainment has entered our group: Riff Trax, plucky commentary tracks provided by former members of the Mystery Science Theater ensemble. Jeff, Charles, Berry and Josh got together for X-Men and the terminally awful Star Wars Episode I, each accented by the soothing voices of Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbet.

After the films were over, Berry and Josh sought late night food at Big Boy, where Berry gave photographic reviews of the Star Wars features.


There was a woman there who ate french fries, one at a time, on a fork, taking three bites to finish each fry ... that's dedication Before anything else began, Jeff and Josh ate lunch at Coney Island. It was in Michigan, but you needn't hold that against them.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
im in ur laundry room
using ur iron Josh spent a while sitting in the laundry room, making idle critiques and playing with the iron.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
He quickly ducked back into the laundry room Josh finally came out of the laundry room to find Jeff laying spread eagle on a mattress with Charles looking on approvingly.

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Maybe you don't, but I'm not explaining it to you Charles takes a picture of Josh. Josh takes a picture of Charles. You know how it is.

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Josh makes everybody look bad There's a reason why you shouldn't leave your things at Jeff's house. If you do, then chances are that Josh will end up wearing it and pretending to be you.

Note to Felicity: Jeff has your shirt.

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Berry's got mad stylez PUT YOUR ARMS UP LEFT

PUT YOUR ARMS UP RIGHT

IT'S THE BERRY DANCE

DO THE BERRY DANCE

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Ladies, now's your chance to win this lightly-used Berry, complete with all his accessories Uhm, then there's this. You should probably not ask questions and just move on. *cough*

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And people wonder why Jeff's hip hurts Sometimes Jeff sits kind of like this. It's a thing that he sometimes does.

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Bonus Feature: Berry's Star Wars reviews
Episode I: George Stops Caring Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

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Episode II: Attack of the Low-Cut Leather Pajamas Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Episode III: Death of a Franchise Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Episode IV: When There Was Hope Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Episode V: A Perfect Movie Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

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Episode VI: The Ewok Prelude to Gungans Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.

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'If I had time and a hammer I'd track down every bootleg copy [of the Holiday Special] and smash it' -George Lucas The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Like Ewoks aren't silly enough in live action Star Wars: Ewoks.

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This was just unnecessary Star Wars: Ewok Adventures.

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The low point in Anthony Daniels' career Star Wars: Droids.

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Lightsabers apparently can't work underwater according to Berry Star Wars: Clone Wars.

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Engaged 19 November 2006 | Updated 19 November 2006