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Aimless Meanderings
Friday 15 September 2006

The night of the fifteenth of September was a fairly aimless evening for some people. It began with Paul, Josh, and Jeff meeting up for dinner at Big Boy. Jeff ordered a stawberry piebaby and then left early. Dan was summoned into the fray and the new trio went to a different Big Boy for dessert. Dan ordered a strawberry piebaby but stuck around for more. A SECTOR JOSH inspection was carried out and the three lads wound up at Meijer before calling it a night.

It's a sad story that involved his upsetting an old gypsy woman Dan is often haunted by giant pumpkin heads. It's something like a curse.

Photo Credit Paul Arquette
Milkshakes are the one truth in our world Josh is dead serious about his milkshakes. It is seriously no laughing matter.

Photo Credit Paul Arquette
State secrets are not *your* secrets Paul is a-okay but Josh seems distracted. Nobody will ever know how Dan is because that is a secret known only to the Prime Minister.

Photo Credit Paul Arquette
Also "the best tuna salad in the world" Actually, this is how Dan is. He's been giggling about a "strawberry piebaby" for the past ten minutes.

Photo Credit Paul Arquette
Paul uses Mapquest Paul knows your name, your blood type, and where you live. You do not want to mess with Paul.

Photo Credit Paul Arquette
Explain the importance of pointing when you find yourself in court Paul should really be focusing on driving, but who has time for that when there's pointing at cameras to be done?

Photo Credit Paul Arquette
Though it looks like a train is bearing down on him, that's still okay! This is Dan Norton and everything is insanely awesome! All right!

Photo Credit Paul Arquette
Because the universe is only so small Being around Dan always results in the ubiquitous pensive posture.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
I'd hate to quarantine the place again SECTOR JOSH continues to uphold its civic duty by doing a routine patrol of Checkpoint Osthimer, which met the requisite conditions.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
We also specialize in wire tapping SECTOR JOSH has got the technological hook up, yo.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Meijer lets anyone come wandering in We went to Meijer, and that's just darned okay, you know!

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Well, you can't win 'em all, right? These are two guys who many times know what's up with the world, but not always.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
PAUL SMASH Don't let his scrawniness fool you, Paul's actually packing like crazy in the muscle department.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Neon pink brings out his eyes Josh is always on the lookout to redesign his image. He just never finds one he likes.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
'Cuz that's how they roll where he comes from Here's our man Dan showing off his sweet new ride.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
VIDEO FILE - Click to view Dan rolls into town in order to lay down the law for the people.

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Video Credit Josh Gulch
VIDEO FILE - Click to view As he rides off, just imagine a beautiful sunset in the distance.

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Paul is keen to this "American football" stuff Paul's a sporty sort, though it's more in a programming and printer-moving kind of way.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
VIDEO FILE - Click to view Paul and Dan are keen on indoor athletics. In fact, they've been known to openly shun any such horseplay outside.

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Does Dan have pride?  Does the Yangtze flood? Dan has got lowrider pride like you just don't know.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
This probably ruins the day for many yuppies Josh bucks the establishment. So much for your purified water!

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
True fact: He bypassed the plainer white numbers and went straight to the colored frilly ones It's a little known fact that Paul is a lingerie connoisseur. Here he points out some of the modern styles and oh boy! What a bargain!

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Not a very formidable force by any stetch of the imagination The world needs a hero. Unfortunately all they got was an idiot with some auto supplies.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
And to think, there wasn't any alcohol involved Lamp shades serve a great multiple of functions, from hats to ear amplifiers. The possibilities are limitless!

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
VIDEO FILE - Click to view We'll leave you with this mildly unnerving video of Dan riding a horse. It cost him a penny and he hits it into submission. That's our Norton!

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Engaged 16 September 2006 | Updated 14 October 2006