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Party at Kim's II
Friday 6 April 2007

On 2 April Kim had another of her Friday parties. This one was highlighted by a game where players take shots out of plastic dongs. I know what you're thinking but all I can advise is that you don't ask, and don't tell.

A note on the numbering. This isn't Kim's second party, but it was the second one that I went to. In future galleries for her parties the numbers only represent my attendance. --Management.

Attendees: Kim Powalowski, Ian Malcolm, Paul Arquette, Josh Gulch, Dan Norton, Charles Meyer, Phil Dake, Ashley Bauerschmidt, Kellie Seiler, and Nick Jones.


Congratulations Phil, I just saved you from service in the army Phil takes a shot from a wang. You apparently lose when it's your turn to drink.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
There's something deeply romantic about this I don't know who started it, but Ian and Kim finish the game.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Every time I look at this photo I think that's Mister Berry on the TV Charles, Kim, Phil, Ashley, and Dan turn to cards, probably Euchre, for a spell.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Paul cares not for clay pens Heeeeeeere's Paul!

To Paul's right, a pen made out of clay.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
It's not a good mix but it works for him Phil is known to be fiercely territorial, filling with rage and constipation when threatened.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
It is basically my job to tie the Internet's threads together Kim, in the process of taking this picture of Phil and Ashley.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
It has been foreseen Josh and Kim are sworn blood enemies. Someday one of us will die by the other's hand.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Patton must be ticked A special appearance was made by Monty the Snake. Surely he must have been named after that greatest of British generals. I will accept no other explanation.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Patton just smiled a little This is not a noble day for Monty the Snake.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Who says that parties are all fun and games? Kim has a rule that in order to come to her parties that you must pull your weight. Dan is quickly put to work vacuuming for not having accomplished anything of any notoriety today.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
You *know* that fetish exists somewhere This photo goes out to everybody on the Internets with a vacuum cleaner fetish. Bless the lot of you.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
When you're down on your luck, blind Ian Charles and Dan in a high-stakes game of cards. The cluster of bobby pins to Charles' left would come to find a place in Ian's eyeball.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
The Earth's a big and scary place
With wars and crime and death
They listen to Sean Mullens and Alanis Morrisette Dan slams his hand down in a show of force against Charles' daring card play.

Meanwhile, Kellie tends to Nick's war wounds just after he returned from the front.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
We would have nothing, is the answer Where would we be without a photo of Ian exiting the bathroom?

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
And ... cue music I like to think that this is the end of an episode of The Phil Show.

"Oh ho ho, that's our Phil!"

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
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Engaged 2 June 2007 | Updated 2 June 2007