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James' Birthday Party
Thursday 5 April 2007

James celebrated his nineteenth birthday with the kindly assistance of Charles and his seven dollars worth of pudding. James will never look at clowns the same way again. Fact!

Attendees: James Malcolm, Ian Malcolm, Mimi Malcolm, Laura Mayfield, Kim Powalowski, Charles Meyer, Dan Norton, Josh Gulch, Phil Dake, Carey Fisher, Jeff Osthimer, Dan Norton, and Scott Cook.


You know it's going to be one heck of a party when the first thing you see upon entering is Scott wearing a sombrero while playing Magic.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
One of the first orders of business was playing a couple rounds of Super Smash Brothers on the Wii.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
After some indoors meddling it was out into the freezing cold for everyone.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
James' stylin' puddin' hackin' poncho.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
This clown is a heretic and a traitor. His due is coming.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
James executes the clown: Ian's perspective.

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James executes the clown: Josh's perspective.

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James executes the clown: Charles' perspective.

Photo Credit Charles Meyer
Let this stand as a reminder to all who wish to commit acts of treason.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
The clown was filled with deliciousness, though.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
There is no such thing as "no means no" in the Malcolm home.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
James blows out his candles.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
If there's one thing James likes in this world it's frikkin' croutons.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Phil has big plans for Carey's future. Carey has no say in the matter.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Josh, meanwhile, will not be suckered in by Phil's game.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Ian got James a signed print of the Achewood "Pimp Skitters" comic.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Finally! We'll get to the bottom of the big issues.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Phil is the birthday surprise who only wants a hug.

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Nothing spells birthday like the Walken.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Laura's card was this incredibly complex ferris wheel with pictures of everybody on it.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Ian wants to know why there are still all these dang people in his house.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Will Jeff or Mimi get any croutons?

All signs point to "no."

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
This is the view from the tiny satellites that are in constaint orbit around Josh's head.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Not even the Malcolm bathroom is free from the MySpace Affliction.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
This will be the cover of the British rock album that Phil, Josh, and Carey release.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Ian and Tiger have a unique understanding of one another, regardless of mood.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
I reiterate.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Social commentary: there are no hard feelings in the Malcolm household.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Carey dozes in the midst of the partygoing.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Phil's stylin' new sun-shades, designed especially to block out all of the UV crap raining down.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
This game will help Phil determine where he stands in the eyes of the world

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Laura has a peculiar medical condition that requires her to wear this special restraining mask.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
The much awaited time has arrived. It is time to suss out what crap is fact and what is, in fact, crap.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Dan is a fact.

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Phil must be crap.

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Carey left his hat laying around and you know what happens when Josh comes across rogue hats.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
One of the last orders of business was playing a couple rounds of Super Smash Brothers on the Wii.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
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Engaged 4 January 2007 | Updated 5 July 2008