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Felicity Chews on Everything
Friday 15 December 2006

It was the last day of school before Christmas and Josh came home to work on Internet stuff. A short time later Marie called and while he was on the phone Jeff and Felicity showed up. They kept themselves busy, with Felicity photographing herself gnawing on everything in Josh's room. The trio went to dinner at the local Chinese restaurant before splitting up for the night.

The telephone allows tiny demons to enter your brain through the ear canal Josh was trying to take a telephone call when Jeff and Felicity busted in. This is odd since Josh typically avoids the phone like the plague. The call was from Marie though, so it's okay.

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With apologies to hobos everywhere Jeff looks smug, but that's only because he's wearing a tie. It gives him a feeling of importance that a suit made of garbage bags cannot deliver.

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Even Jennifer Parker didn't chew on Marty's hoverboard Felicity began chewing on everything in Josh's room that wasn't bolted down. This includes Marty McFly and his hoverboard.

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A Felicity in a china shop is more destructive than any meteor I've ever met Felicity had long previously been ruled out as a source of the extinction event that killed off the dinosaurs. Here we present proof of this theory as she gnaws on a prime specimen of Pachycephalosaurus.

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She chewed off three inches before moving on Not even Josh's dear ruler was safe from Felicity's chewing spree.

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Needless to say, it was fairly illuminating ... LOL

Oh my god Next in line was the desk lamp. The stainless steel only slowed her down by a fraction.

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Or maybe she was detered because she's really a communist She made a move for the Commie Stick but stopped short, a grimace of disgust on her face. She didn't know where that thing had been.

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A little Hitler goes a long way She paused, her throat parched from so much chewing. A swig of Führer wine and Felicity was on the go again.

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Surely Marie is now worried that the economic situation has reduced Toledo to a town of cannibals Not even Josh's skull could escape the clutches of Felicity's teeth. Here he's telling Marie that Felicity is biting him on the head.

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Too bad for Rick Berman She tried to dine on the starship Voyager, but was repulsed by predictable stories, weak characters, and poor writing.

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There must always be one person telecommunicating Her chewing adventures finally ended, we went out for Chinese dinner. With Josh finally off the phone Jeff got on his.

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With a helping of general indifference sometimes This photo basically embodies the past nine years of Josh and Felicity's friendship. It's all been so much love/hate, with much more focus on the latter.

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And odd that I've never noticed it before Jeff holds his fork upside down when he eats. That's kinds weird.

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Though it's not *those* conclusions, jerk This is one of those situations where anything I say would likely ruin the conclusions that you can draw in your head, so I'll stay quite this time.

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Maybe it would have been easier to just take video Jeff left the table so Felicity did this impersonation of him eating.

This gallery ends just as it began -- with her chewing on stuff. That's our Felicity!

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Engaged 17 December 2006 | Updated 17 December 2006