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Cris' Graduation Party
Saturday 7 August 2004

Cristine's graduation party began at Jeff & Erin's house, where burgers were eaten by some, a delicious cheesecake devoured, and the trampolines were jumped upon. With everyone all hot and sweaty from the trampolining, the party shifted to Josh's house for swimming.

The night ended with everyone rushing to make Jeff a costume for an '80's themed party he and Erin were attending that night. Jeff was to dress as David Koresh of Waco fame. The only photos taken on this day were of Jeff getting ready at Josh's house.

Attendees: Cristine Larsen, Ian Malcolm, Jeff Osthimer, Erin Byrne, Josh Gulch, Marie Jarden, and Paul Arquette.


Happy Ian. Ian relaxes. It's no secret that he likes that chair.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Moody Josh. Ian photographs Josh, wearing the Ian shirt from Tah's birthday party after swimming.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Working Cris. Cris tears holes in Jeff's jeans under the supervision of Scruff the cat.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Forist Marie. Marie is so happy these flowers came to visit her.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Meh. Josh feels that the camera steals a little bit of his soul with every photograph.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Josh and Marie. Marie was upset that Josh ruins all the photos of the two of them, so Josh complied just this once.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
It's shocking. Jeff's hair is all finished and he mulls around waiting for his pants and shirt.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Big Brother is watching. Ian Malcolm: A Self Portrait.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
SCANDALOUS! Cristine works on Jeff's butt and ... yeah, what more can you really say?

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
He's got them crazy eyes. Let's face it: deep down Jeff is just plain crazy, simple as that.

Photo Credit Marie Jarden
Gettin' naked. Jeff changes shirts.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Cra-zay. Jeff realizes just how crazy he looks right now. It's amazing what a razzled-haired shirtless man with a partial beard can do.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
It's loose!  Shoot him!  Shooooot him! This could very well qualify as:

a) A Bigfoot sighting.
b) A hobo on the loose.
c) Time to call the police.

(Circle one choice)


Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Nude nerd Jeff is a straping fellow, isn't he?

Photo Credit Marie Jarden
Getting dressed (finally). Jeff ends the indecency by putting a shirt on.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Adjusting. Jeff tucks his shirt in, like any civilized psychopath would do of course.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
&complete With the donning of the jacket and assault rifle, Jeff's costume is complete!

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Our little cultist. "Come on, that the best you've got?"

Jeff Osthimer will play everyone's favorite cult leader in David Koresh: The Musical, coming to Broadway this fall!

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
I wouldn't have guessed that. It really is the ones that you least expect. Whoever would have imagined that Jeff would become a cult leader with a gun?

Photo Credit Marie Jarden
God that's creepy. Jeff Osthimer *is* David Koresh.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Alterations. Cris makes last minute rips to Jeff's pocket.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Oh my! It's a good thing Erin wasn't around for this.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Taking our stuff! What do you do if someone like this is stumbling around your living room, mumbling to himself and putting things in a plastic bag?

You take a picture, that's what you do.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Ready to go. Jeff's just about ready to run along to his other party for the night.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Group Shot. Cris, Josh, Jeff and Marie.

Cris tore up the pants, while Josh wrote "Branch Davidian" on the shirt. Marie was in charge of styling Jeff's hair. Ian photographed from his comfy chair.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Group Shot 2: Electric Boogaloo. Another of the same. Josh's other duty was making the "Hello, my name is... David Koresh" nametag.

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
So long, Jeff. Jeff's parting shot. Can you believe he went into a hospital like that?

Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
Malcolm, Ian C.  Space Freighter Captain, First Class (Retired). Ian sits down in his chair after seeing Jeff off. That's right, it's Ian's chair.

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
OMG! Cristine is Super Excited now that Jeff is gone! Or for other reasons maybe!

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
Cristinininine! Cristine gets the last picture because, after all, today was her day (although one might get the opposite idea given the proliferation of Jeff).

Congratulations, Cristine! You're Number One, Twenty-one times over!

Photo Credit Josh Gulch
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Engaged 4 November 2006 | Updated 4 November 2006