Loki and Erin are all set for presents! Woo! Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Erin's first gift, telling her how to ... remain active ... throughout pregnancy. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	OMG Tah! What is it? It was Orlando Bloom looking pensive from Cristine. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Josh does not like Ian, you can tell. He did, however, like the new pens in the bag from Cris. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Jeff is such a Christmasy bundle of joy, even in June. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Loki didn't last very long... Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	... Although Tiger was the center of attention throughout. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Presents perplex Josh. This is a known fact. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Ian receives a bookmark quoting Winston Churchill from Marie. It probably says something about fighting Nazis bare-handed in an alligator pit. Photo Credit Josh Gulch
	Cristine crocheted Marie a big scarf! Now that's commitment. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Jeff and Erin got Josh Dead Alive! Now we won't have to rent it again come next Halloween! Peter Jackson has come a long ways. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Jeff begins to open his present, which was a labor of love from Josh and Marie. Photo Credit Josh Gulch
	Yep. Josh and Marie made Jeff a little oven. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	He's even more overjoyed to find that there's food inside! A few extra photos of the oven can be found on page two. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Marie got rawhide treats for Loki and Thor. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Thor was much obliged. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Josh got Tah the soundtrack to Quantum Leap, since she much envied his copy. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Josh got Ian "Hitler's Scientists." Maybe Ian will get creative. There might even be recipes in the back. If you've ever wondered, this is the world as seen from under Jeff's piano. That's right, this is the angle. Photo Credit Josh Gulch
	Continuing with the Nazi trend, Jeff and Erin also got Josh a copy of "The Illustrated History of the Third Reich." It contains pictures of Hitler looking half-way cheerful. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Marie received a book of cats and quotes from Ian. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Jeff opens something, don't ask me what. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Marie got Erin a hot chili pepper garden she can grow in a window! Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Jeff and Erin gave Tah a vanilla-scented candle. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Meanwhile, Marie received a cherry-scented candle. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Josh and Tah jointly got Marie the Dilbert box set, the item she made known to everyone that she wanted. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	She apparently liked it. Or something. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Josh got Jeff Cannibal: The Musical. Now he doesn't have to listen to crappy MP3 rips of the songs. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	I guess Erin appreciated Josh's gift to her... Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	...The appropriately titled "Walter the Farting Dog." Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Ian got Tah the first Vast CD which, judging from her reaction, she really wanted. Way to go, Ian! Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Cristine got Ian an assortment of bath products, too keep his skin baby-soft and tender. This led to discussing Ian's morning routine, which was surprisingly similar to that in American Psycho. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Ian reads the instructions. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Ian got Josh the book "Science Fiction of the 20th Century: An Illustrated History." This is his favorite illustration, on page 121, of what is believed to be a dinosaur astronaut hunting Jesus. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Jeff opens Tah's gift... Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	... The "Worst Case Scenario Survival Game!" Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	Erin seems fairly aggressive. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm
	But everything's okay when she sees the outcome. Photo Credit Ian Malcolm But that's not all...
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