Gopher Polls: 2003


Polls 62-76: January through December 2003.

Movin' Alisa

Should Alisa move out of her house?
 
Yes, go tomorrow		21.74 % (5)  
Yes				13.04 % (3)  
No				0.00 % (0)  
No, free room & board is good	43.48 % (10)  
Maybe				13.04 % (3)  
Who cares?			8.70 % (2)  
Total votes: 23
62 : Written by Alisa Rowland

Kevin Smith

What's the best Kevin Smith work?
 
Clerks						10.00 % (2) 
Clerks: The Animated Series			20.00 % (4) 
Chasing Amy					0.00 % (0) 
Dogma						15.00 % (3) 
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back			5.00 % (1) 
Mallrats					35.00 % (7) 
I hate Kevin Smith				15.00 % (3) 
Ian likes his lesser known writing credits	0.00 % (0) 
Total votes: 20
63: Written by Jeff Osthimer

Cookbook

Would you contribute to or purchase a Gopher Gathering cookbook?
 
I would both contribute to and buy one.		52.00 % (13)  
I would only contribute to it.			16.00 % (4)  
I would only purchase it.			4.00 % (1)  
I would not contribute to or buy one.		28.00 % (7)  
Total votes: 25
64 : Written by Josh Gulch

Ian Again

We haven't had a poll about Ian in a while.
Should we have more? Heck yeah! Ian! 39.13 % (9) Every now and then. 8.70 % (2) I don't care. 8.70 % (2) Good God, why? 30.43 % (7) This is too much. 13.04 % (3) Total votes: 23
65 : Written by Jeff Osthimer

Food!

What is your favorite meal?
 
Breakfast		13.79 % (4) 
Brunch			3.45 % (1) 
Lunch			17.24 % (5) 
Dinner			17.24 % (5) 
Supper			3.45 % (1) 
Midnight Snack		17.24 % (5) 
Ian			27.59 % (8) 
Total votes: 29
66 : Written by Jeff Osthimer

Fast Food!

What is your favorite fast food venue?
 
Wendy's			23.68 % (9)  
McNasty's		0.00 % (0)  
Buger & Fling 'em	0.00 % (0)  
Arbys			15.79 % (6)  
Fazoli's		5.26 % (2)  
Taco Hell		34.21 % (13)  
Ian's House		21.05 % (8)  
Total votes: 38 
67 : Written by Alisa Rowland

Dinner With Josh

If you take Josh out to dinner, what will he eat?
 
Nothing because I'm not paying for him.				12.50 % (5) 
A new dish the restaurant is featuring				0.00 % (0) 
The vegetarian dish						0.00 % (0) 
Ian								35.00 % (14) 
Chicken fingers and fries					35.00 % (14) 
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot						2.50 % (1) 
He skips dinner, and just orders dessert			5.00 % (2) 
Screw dinner, you're just going to woo him at your place.	10.00 % (4) 
Total votes: 40
68 : Written by Marie Jarden

True Power

Which is the most powerful entity?
 
US Military			7.92 % (8) 
Multi-National Corporations	18.81 % (19) 
The UN				1.98 % (2) 
The "Commies"			19.80 % (20) 
The US Federal Government	0.99 % (1) 
The RIAA/MPAA			5.94 % (6) 
JG Enterprises			24.75 % (25) 
Zod				19.80 % (20) 
Total votes: 101 
69 : Written by Jeff Osthimer

Ice Cream!

What's your favorite ice cream/shake flavor?
 
Chocolate	12.50 % (6) 
Vanilla		6.25 % (3) 
Strawberry	43.75 % (21) 
Grape		2.08 % (1) 
"Fruity"	0.00 % (0) 
Mocha		6.25 % (3) 
Peanut Butter	22.92 % (11) 
Other		6.25 % (3) 
Total votes: 48 
70 : Written by Jeff Osthimer

All the Colors

What color is your (potential) orgasm?
 
Red		7.69 % (4) 
Blue		11.54 % (6) 
Purple		9.62 % (5) 
Black		15.38 % (8) 
Greyish		9.62 % (5) 
White		5.77 % (3) 
Rainbow		40.38 % (21) 
Total votes: 52
71 : Written by Erin Byrne

Love Connection

Who should Alisa date?
 
Jon	11.90 % (5)  
Sean	28.57 % (12)  
Josh	7.14 % (3)  
Marie	21.43 % (9)  
Phil	4.76 % (2)  
Dan	7.14 % (3)  
Ian	19.05 % (8)  
Total votes: 42 
72 : Written by Sean Nestor

Alive!

Stranded on a desert island with the other 
board members,who would you eat first?
 
Josh	7.50 % (3) 
Jeff	5.00 % (2) 
Ian	30.00 % (12) 
Marie	7.50 % (3) 
Erin	15.00 % (6) 
Alisa	12.50 % (5) 
Adam	2.50 % (1) 
Sean	2.50 % (1) 
Jon	12.50 % (5) 
Tah	5.00 % (2) 
Total votes: 40 
73 : Written by Sean Nestor

Bad Turkey

What is your favorite food borne illness?
 
Salmonella	10.34 % (3)  
Botulism	31.03 % (9)  
Trichinosis	10.34 % (3)  
E-Coli		10.34 % (3)  
Hepatitis	10.34 % (3)  
Campylobacter	3.45 % (1)  
Listeria	3.45 % (1)  
Ian Flu		20.69 % (6)  
Total votes: 29  
74 : Written by Jeff Osthimer

Stark Reality Hits

What was you childhood dream?
 
Becoming a fireman			6.67 % (2)  
Building a robot			20.00 % (6)  
Becoming an astronaut			10.00 % (3)  
Beating M. Bison			13.33 % (4)  
Going two days without getting beat up	6.67 % (2)  
DM lets you use Power Word, Kill	13.33 % (4)  
Becoming a robot			13.33 % (4)  
Having a Pony				16.67 % (5)  
Total votes: 30   
75 : Written by Jeff Osthimer

Presents!

Did Santa bring everyone what they wanted?
 
Yes, I'm satisfied.						50.00 % (10)  
Gosh darn it, I didn't get enough socks and underwear!		30.00 % (6)  
Ha! I'm Jewish, I got 8 days of presents!			5.00 % (1)  
I've always wanted a rabid puppy; thanks dad!!			15.00 % (3)  
I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause, and she gave
me 50 bucks not to tell daddy.					0.00 % (0)  
Total votes: 20  
76 : Written by Jakab Norton
Reposted by Josh Gulch

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Engaged December 26, 2003 | Updated January 1, 2004